March 2012
February 2012
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You’re in college and the six of you decided to hang out in the handicap stall in the library bathroom. What.
The girl at the table next to me in the Starbucks at my school had on a Cambridge University sweatshirt. That is why I’m at school 12 hours a day. That is why I have no social life. So that next summer I can be studying at Cambridge and finally get a sweatshirt of my own.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
Story of my life.
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
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You’ll see a good boy, gonna give you the world, but he’s gonna leave you crying with your heart in the dirt.